A poem about a Russian guy asking me if I’m Russian.

HEY YOU!

YOU RUSSIAN?

 

No.      

Ukrainian.

 

 

SAME TING, VER ARE BROTHERS

Mlachiy brat

(Little brother)

Ver are all za same

You and I Belorrussia Georgia Ver all one

Слуш, вас есть сигареты

(listen, do you have a cigarette?)

 

No.

I quit.

 

NU SUKA

PASHOL HAHOL

CHO SMOTRISH!

PASHOL!!

(You puta.. Or other bitch word)

(Leave Khahol: an ethnic slur for Ukrainian. Derogatory.)

(Why are you staring at me, leave!)

 

The light turns green

I step on the crosswalk

 

Turn

and

 

say

 

Goodbye brother

 

And walk away. 

 

 

 

 

 

I tried to mess around with fonts a bit more but when I went to transfer the writing from the original word doc to this blog the fonts reverted back to Times new roman or whatever the standard is.. 

 

If you would like to see the original File please email me 

Orypool1987@gmail.com